Friday, March 02, 2007

It's just on my mind is all...

Girl Scout cookies are so bad.
Girl Scout cookies make me mad.
Those cute little girls with their little pig tails
Sell me lard in a box and it never fails...
I gain a pound or two or ten
After eating a box of devilish thin mints.

Girl Scout cookies are very bad.
Girl Scout cookies make me mad.
They are evil and do the devil's work
Those cute little girls are really twerps.
Peddling fat for $3.50 a box
I plan not to answer the next time they knock.

Girl Scout cookies are worse than bad.
Girl Scout cookies make me mad.
I might go puke cause I ate more than I should
Pass me the Somoas if you would!!
No wait, I shall not have another bite
Or I might explode, no I really might!

Girl Scout cookies are bad, bad, bad.
Girl Scout cookies make me mad.

THE END

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sarah, I didn't know you had it in you! Huzzah! Huzzah!

rubyslipperlady said...

you are insane.

there's no one to blame.

well maybe there is.

i won't say who he is

but you know his name all the same.

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The samoas are the best

There really is no test.

Pass them on down

Don't act like a clown

I get them all, I'm the guest!

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You know why they call them samos?
One bite and you say, "mmmmm! I want som moa that!"

Unknown said...

Holy Crap!
I got no rap.
So do I dare-uh
Say Hooray for Sarah!

Hahahaha!

MsRoxy said...

I agree with ur poem 100%.

David Cho said...

HAHAHA!

Move over, Robert Frost.

SUPER said...

Thank you all so very much.
Your kind sentiments leave me touched.
Perhaps I shall begin a new career path.
Writing I love, because I suck at science and math!

David Cho said...

Oh wait Super. When I said move over Robert Frost, I was referring to your sister's and Amber's poems. How presumptuous of you :D

SUPER said...

Ha. Yes, they are quite good writers indeed!

rubyslipperlady said...

Indeed!

Amber and I ROCK!

SUPER said...

I wouldn't go THAT far! ha

Kansas said...

I heart Thin Mints AND Samoa's!! I especially like my Thin Mints frozen!!!! Is it really that time again? I haven't been to my local Wal-Mart lately, so I haven't run into the girlie scout trap!

SUPER said...

Samoas are the best. I only had 1 kiddo ask me. I bought 3 boxes. They're gone. =)